goodwilldo

A used dildo sold at a resonable price.

Kathy: Is that a new dildo?
Beth: No, it's a goodwilldo! I found it a second-hand shop for $3.

by Mr.PoopyButthole April 25, 2016

Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016

Gooder

To be better than someone

Dan is gooder at smash brothers than zach

by TurboDick559 July 13, 2016

Gooder

A way more effective way of saying better. Usually used in the sentence "gooder denna bitch"

Damn bruh, you aint gon believe this, so I ate janeisha ass last right. Yo that shit was gooder denna bitch

by Kinji December 2, 2016

goodnight rhyme

A rhyme you tell at night, usually a rhyming story or experience. All can be told to either children, teens, and adults. Typically told to help them have a "goodnight" because of the "rhyme" used in the story.

She told me a goodnight rhyme, best believe i had a good time. / He tells me goodnight rhymes every night to help me sleep tight.

by Jiggy_J January 8, 2017

Goodbit

Aussie term synonymous to "awesome".

"That heatwave wasn't goodbit."
"Wallabies sure are goodbit."

by klanceklance February 15, 2017

goodbye necktie

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.

I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.

by lobonightshade February 25, 2017