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cool your balls

dude! cool your balls!

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cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!
by Takamata69 February 24, 2010
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ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
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balls to the wall

umm... like when you're having sex against a wall, and it's like balls.
I effed her with my balls to the wall.
by Dsaxia Marpostle July 20, 2008
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The ball is in your court

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.
Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.
by Stoner October 18, 2004
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Alaska Wrecking-ball

When you smack a female with your ballsack.
"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"
by mrballman August 16, 2011
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Ate my balls

"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."

This can be due to either:

The comedian performing the material poorly.

-Or-

An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.

The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.
"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."
by The Alaskan Assassin March 8, 2014
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square ball jazz

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.
he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!
by darlinggolightly June 2, 2011
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