friend-zoned

When a man pretends to befriend a woman with fake good intentions and the woman reciprocates with true friendship only to be gaslighted by the man that she should have known he feels entitled to sex with her from the start.

A made-up condition by men who lie to try to get what they want.
Decent person: Kyle totally friend-zoned Kyra but made her think it was her fault.
Rational person: Typical Kyle.
by DanceDance22 November 15, 2022
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Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
Friend zoned
by TrueTrudy June 01, 2020
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Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
by Adrian666 September 16, 2022
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BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
by Dr. Blabby July 03, 2022
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Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 08, 2025
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I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."
But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
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stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 14, 2010
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