cuntash kid

a kid with a cuntash.

girl: woah did you hear, tilly has a cuntash!
boy: yes! she is the orginal cuntash kid.

by captainxgaydar October 13, 2007

Kid

Boston slang for an acquaintance, usually a good friend. Similar to "dude" or "bro."

Appreciate u doing that kid.

by Dz Nutz696969 December 6, 2018

Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.

You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.

meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019

Submarine kid

A kid that is very strong and post a lots of pictures of his abs in instagram. They press his stomach so hard that they end up being more pressed than the screws of a submarine.

Look at that submarine kid doing calisthenics.

by cheese faces December 3, 2019

Kid Cancer

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up

Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass

by AH SHEESH November 20, 2020

coolest kid in the morgue

coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel run by two people, Tadgh and Cameron.

Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny

twitch channel, however they are going to hell.

coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel

by got monkey man August 4, 2023