toxic friend

toxic friends can hurt u in a lot of ways,
u can think they love u but at the same time u know they can leave at any time so u wanna keep them close cause even tho they don't care about u it gives u the small sliver of hope that maybe somewhere in there cold and twisted mind some how some way the can some how find a way to come to a understanding of how bad they have been to u . and sadly they wont change. toxic people cant help u. they will just make u feel worse. ur a amazing human. if ur seaching toxic friends up. there most likely toxic. drop them .
love u all

"ya yalandas being such a toxic friend."

by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022

Fight a friend day

December 2nd is a day where you can go 30 seconds or more with a friend and not get in trouble for it.

Hey, lets go fight. We won’t get in trouble it’s fight a friend day

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022

Horny friend

A person who likes to have intercourse with various animals including chickens and have intercourse fantasies about his step sister

Horny friend Got down and dirty with a Chicken

by Faggot_bath October 17, 2021

Friends

who? I don't have friends

A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.

by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021

Pride of friends

The collective noun for a small, clique-like circle of friends who posses remarkable fidelity to one another; comparable to that of a pride of lions.

Sorry Timmy, can't chat; I have an engagement with my pride of friends.

by gl777 December 1, 2014

Just A Friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend. You’ll find a fella tongue kissin’ your girl in the mouth if she says that.

“Are you with anyone?”

“Oh, I have just a friend.”

by WHITE2570 September 21, 2023

Skylar and Friends

When someone named Skylar has friends, you refer to Skylar and these friends as its own entity: Skylar and Friends.

"hey did you see Skylar and Friends?"
"stop asking me if I've seen Skylar and Friends"

by ✧𝐻𝒾𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒾✧ November 10, 2022