Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

pull up girl

When a girl is so fat that you have to pull the layers up to find her vagina.

If you're going to hit that pull up girl, it's going to take a lot of energy to get up those layers.

by mcoop21 April 29, 2006

pulling a slav

Saying something really sexual, usually relating to beastiality or a homoerotic comment. Can also mean proposing to have sex with someone randomly.

Frank: That's an awesome cat
John: Mmm yeah that's a nice ass. I wanna stick my cock in it so bad
James: OH COME ON MAN!
Bernie: WHAT THE FUCK?
Frank (later): So I was showing them my cat, then out of nowhere John started pulling a slav.

by hugh g reaction June 25, 2021

pulling taffy

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

pull a clay

1Leaving for an unnessecary reason right away. 2Leaving without saying goobye. 3Leaving a conversation early at night like 8:00 saying you have to go to bed.

(1)Stacy: HEY. nevermind bye.
Ariana: Wow way to pull a clay.
(2)Matt: Hey where did Shay go?
Jack: She just pulled a clay.
(3)Brian: Hey so I'm totally pulling a clay right now, but im going to bed.

by T!tb!tch January 11, 2012

Pull a Lucy

When reality pulls the metaphorical football away just as you are about to deliver the perfect football kick. Derived from Peanuts.

Obama thought he would be president until reality proceeded to pull a Lucy on him and Alan Keyes found his Birth Certificate in Kenya.

by struggs December 9, 2008

picking and pulling

When a guy fingers his ass hole and jacks off at the same time

Dude only fags like picking and pulling

by MexicanHotDish March 30, 2009