Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Brown Dragon

This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked

BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD

by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021

brown eric

A gimpy fuck that is a brown Thompson when it comes to sharing.

I asked for a favor and I got brown Eric.

by Brown Eric October 21, 2017

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Browned

when a non-brown lady is fucked by a south asian male.

1: i really want to get browned..
2: me too.

by mortalman_12 May 30, 2024

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019