Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Best friend

A best friend is someone who will drive 4 hours to see you for your birthday. A best friend is someone who will always be there for you. A best friend is someone who will sing all 46 songs with you.

Person 1: hey who's your best friend?
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.

by jaliyahmillerismybestfriend November 11, 2019

National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.

those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !

by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024

Hood Friend Story

Hood friend story

A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood friend story man, what happened to you guys

by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020

band friend

Friend that is in band.

The relationship works the same way as a friend's does, but they are in band.

Colorguarder: My band friend said there was no practice tonight. Is that true?
Colorguarder #2: Oh yeah, I've talked to all my band friends and they've said the same thing.

by ☆〜（ゝ。∂） January 16, 2016