When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus
Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 04, 2020
A person who walks very slowly down a hallway void of any purpose. Hall zombies usually travel in packs of 3 or more walking shoulder to shoulder blocking others from passing.
Man, I was running super late for work this morning. When I finally got into the building, I could not believe I got stuck behind three hall zombies discussing last night's episode of American Idol. UGGGH!
by Caligari76 February 04, 2011
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
by pervert king April 20, 2015
A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.
by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020
A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.
by XChristian924X January 29, 2015
When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 07, 2020