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Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
by ShadowLing October 20, 2018
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junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
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Zombie-boxing

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
by HighPants January 15, 2013
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zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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Zombie Rocks

An alternate name for "Bath salts" (as in the drug). Coined after the rush of "zombie attacks" in the news attributed the drug.
Zombie rocks, they'll make you eat face.
by Dr. Killinger December 11, 2012
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zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.
Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.
by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020
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Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank
I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank
by Crimpingshrimp November 8, 2018
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