3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.

"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"

by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.

Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?

by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

by Agnishom June 9, 2022

Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.

"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"

by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022