Weird

connected with fate.

The fortune teller spoke of a weird that bound their destinies together.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

A Brit weird

Someone's very strange who also happens to be British.

Idk man Liam Payne seems a Brit weird these days

by Mattress mick May 5, 2021

weird

Joey

you are so weird.

by don’tbefuckenbasic May 14, 2018

Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.

How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?

by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024

Weird Ari

A weird Ari is a strange human being who thinks he is a donkey. He is extremely insane and likes doing jumping jacks.

“Jeez, that dude over there is a real Weird Ari”

by Odd Al March 24, 2022

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024