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Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
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Westernised

Im getting westernised this weekend
by Billmaw19 January 5, 2026
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Due-Wested

To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:

1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.

NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!

Shannon: I'll watch.

Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!

2 HOURS LATER...

Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!

Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)

Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 30, 2011
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Olof Westerberg

-Ey! Are You Olof Westerberg ?
-Yeah!
-fucking fat bastard!
by funny times 2 January 27, 2017
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arvid westerberg

HEs op and hes the best better than erik
Omg you are such a arvid, youre hot like

Arvid Westerberg
by Nisse Pälemo February 13, 2017
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Dirty Western

Receiving a rimjob and getting a western handjob with the thumb pointed down towards the balls.
My girlfriend gave me a Dirty Western last night ,awesome!
by Superduty99 July 9, 2018
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Virginia Western Community College

Virginia Western Community College (VWCC) is a two-year public college located on a 70-acre campus in the Franklin-Colonial neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia, United States. It is the third-largest college in the Virginia Community College System. ITS DEAD AF!!!!!!!
"Yo Bro, what college you enrolled in?"

"Virginia Western Community College"

"Ahh sucks"

"Right..."
by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018
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