vainey warrior

the male genitalia also known as the willie,tally wacker,schlong,the total package,the lunchbox,mr,johnny one eye,the trouser snake,cyclops and his 2 sidekicks,the japs-eye,the cheeky mate,the meat and the clam feeder!

ohh my vainey warrior is going into the heart of the battle,ohh look i pierced his scabby eye,take that you bearded muffin!

by scott dornan April 3, 2003

protest warrior

A group of both liberals and conservatives who fight against slanderous protests, such as the claim that this war in Iraq is illegal and unjust. Often seen armed with permits, video cameras, and sarcastic signs to protest the real lies being fed to otherwise uninformed people. Peace groups being infiltrated are often harrasing the members of the Protest Warriors, seeing them as a threat to debunking their lies.

A Protest Warrior group went to a Halliburton protest where several PW members were attacked unprovoked, including one being pushed in front of a moving car.

by Black_Viper December 28, 2005

Enigmatic Warrior

Warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as 'Enigmatic Warriors'. They are bad-asses who do whatever they please because they can. If an Enigmatic Warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. The name of Enigmatic Warriors tend to be Matt and Tom due to the awesomeness of Matts and Toms around the world.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that movie when that one guy beats the asses of like, 500 guys?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he fought like and Enigmatic Warrior.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

Crotch Warrior

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

by Snack Shack March 30, 2010

AFK warrior

A player in any massively multiplayer online role play game (MMORPG) who is constantly away from keyboard (AFK) for ridiculously long periods of time, especially as soon as any effort is required.

"Hey Jack, we're getting pwnt up omg aaah!"

"No point dude Jack's being an afk warrior again."

by Cafi November 22, 2009

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

indian warrior

The act of removing a tampon with teeth from an actively menstrating female, while biting the string move head in all directions quickly to apply face paint. Then dispose of the tampon and proceed to have sex while doing a war cry.

She's on the rag again, I guess I'll have to Indian warrior sex it tonight.

by O2phat4u11 July 6, 2015