Vampire Nuggets

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.

by sneakygoat November 16, 2011

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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

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Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

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Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

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Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

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Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

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