Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

Shank Nugget

A shit that feels like shards of glass on the way out; it hurts like hell and cuts up your hole.

My butt hurts from taking a shank nugget this morning.

by Sundog56 December 25, 2022

shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

Shanks

An evolution of a human rat, with the power to summon the attention of 5 particular entities when certain events aren't going its way.

It's also called the rat haired shanks.

Shanks: " mihawk is going to get the one piece???!!"

Im telling the Gorosei!!!!!0

by Took. D. ARM November 21, 2023

shank and go

the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank

scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go

by OCaesarC September 3, 2010