Dumber than a bag of dicks

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 23, 2021

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.

Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!

by J-Doggster March 13, 2011

Crazier than a fruit bat

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.

Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.

by Neopolitan February 29, 2008

Radder Than the Raddest Radish

Used to describe a person, place, thing, situation, feeling, action, or thought that is overwhelmingly cool and/or hella awesome.

John: Yo, that's a cool flute.

Flutist: I know, it's radder than the raddest radish!

by Sir Raddxcore Radish July 7, 2008

Leo is cooler than gemini

Leo's are by far cooler in every way possible

. . or ur a gemini . . ur kinda cool but leo's are way cooler, because leo is cooler than gemini

by jessica tamilness October 20, 2008