by MagicPotato57 March 02, 2017
by kfraaaaa September 06, 2023
Light-hearted, playful or otherwise insincere jokes that mock or tease others in online video games. They are explicitly non-threatening and free from violence.
'I'm not a violent person, I've never wanted to hurt anyone over video games, granted I may have said stuff but that's like.. xbox speak'
'Your mommas fat'
'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
'Your mommas fat'
'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
by Dr Russells August 07, 2019
As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
by wrocald September 07, 2019
by RF5C February 17, 2024
Someone you know in real life that because you play so much Xbox with them you do not know how to have fun or act normal with IRL
by Denselotus June 29, 2014
A term made up. signifying perceived media bias or unfavorable treatment against Xbox gaming products or platforms. It implies a notion that media coverage, reviews, or discussions may exhibit a negative slant, potentially influencing public opinion in a less favorable way towards Xbox.
Xbox fan: oh man I can’t believe that “insert major game event” left out all these amazing Xbox games this is xbox tax!.
Guy: didn’t HI-FI rush get a 9/10 on ig.
Xbox fan: *ignores
Guy: didn’t HI-FI rush get a 9/10 on ig.
Xbox fan: *ignores
by Alstarwalker November 15, 2023