Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
by Gastrogary January 31, 2011
A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
by Bigbosserman June 05, 2017
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
by @&@9/11 September 18, 2015
The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
by Jkc0722 November 30, 2015
That Mehmet is such a salty Baba. He took me out to drinks and made some excuse about forgetting his wallet.
by Nobbysnutz August 03, 2023
by Kokkokk October 13, 2017