grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
by milphunter March 10, 2015
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Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.
by Skrrtt August 13, 2024
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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol
Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!
by daltana April 08, 2018
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Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
by Neo8885 March 24, 2024
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granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
by mangotango377 March 05, 2021
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Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
by rubella.com December 28, 2023
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