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Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)
Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!
by Skeetzzz October 17, 2008
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Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!
by The Dazzler May 6, 2006
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Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.
Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
by David Cline June 12, 2008
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Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"
by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009
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Yellow Car Drivers

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.
Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"
by White car driver.. May 20, 2009
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drunk driver

An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.
by Encantadoro August 3, 2006
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Colombian Pile Driver

When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)
Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!
by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019
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