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wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe
jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe
by fiyateeth March 13, 2009
mugGet the wind x wipemug.

Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023
mugGet the Jersey Wind Tunnelmug.

Wind Shield Wiper

When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey
by Jawzzii December 12, 2019
mugGet the Wind Shield Wipermug.

Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
mugGet the Chicago Wind Runnermug.

Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
mugGet the Alaskan wind tunnelmug.

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018
mugGet the oof i be windedmug.

3 sheets to the wind

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the 3 sheets to the windmug.

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