Jay Harris

When you masterbate into the corner, and then cry for three hours.

I’ve been so lonely lately, I pulled a Jay Harris today. Now I need more tissues.

by The Real Talladega June 23, 2020

harry judd

fit and talented!

harry judd-mcfly!

by rachael February 09, 2004

Harry Styles

You shouldn't have to look up the muthafucka definition of Harry Styles because he and Louis Tomlinson are the number one gay couple in the system and you need to march your little ass over to tumblr because i don need to explain dis

i don need explain dis shit
its harry styles

by Anne Cox April 19, 2012

harry styles

sex god
looks like sex
sounds like sex
smells like sex
bet my house my car and my stuffed giraffe he tastes like sex

girl: what do you want for your birthday?
girl2: i want harry styles to be my boy toy slampeice

by 1dhello March 28, 2012

Harry Chapin

Popular, but sometimes forgotten singer in the 70's. Wrote several good songs including:
Taxi, Cat's in the Cradle, Danceband on the titantic, W*O*L*D* 30,000 Pounds of Banas, ...etc. Died nine years into his career when his car was hit in New York. Gave lots of money to charities.

Cool Guy.

by PittsburghIsCool June 09, 2004

harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.

Harry on the Boat!
Spunk on your face!

by Harry November 03, 2003

harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince

Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)

by lolomatick January 22, 2007