See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️
Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.
Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so
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Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…
omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!
by Skunkeim July 29, 2024
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.
This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.
by StarryGordon October 07, 2021
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deck

basically, it means you like hurt someone. so, you punch someone up! or like throw someone on the floor and beat the living shit out of you!
hunny, I wouldn’t fuck with that girl- the rock is her dad and he’d deck your ass.
by narutolover1243 October 20, 2018
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Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.
"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win
by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018
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