Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet

“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”

by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025

Cleveland Pass

Self-administered cocktail of Rohypnol and muscle-relaxants

For his birthday, I gave my husband the Cleveland Pass

by CLE+ May 5, 2012

Windy Cleveland

a windy cleveland is when while you are performing anal on someone your partner farts, poots, ot passes gas

"Hey i dumped that hoe who gave me a windy cleveland last night"

by mr. philliepoo March 28, 2009

Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.

Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...

by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020

Cleveland Z

This isn't your grandma's tetris piece. A Cleveland Z is best enjoyed face up and legs up. Open wide because here comes the Z train.

Dudes, it's a bunch of dudes doing things to your butt. One of the guy's name is Zed.

See also: Rhode Island Z

My hiney is ready for the Cleveland Z.

by Hobert Rarison December 6, 2022

Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.

Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!

by Nolando blume January 9, 2021

Cleveland Streamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.

Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.

by dan da goddamn muthafuckin man May 12, 2017