The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.
This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!
by The cup of cum April 17, 2017
Get the Breakfast duomug. Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
by Felix is cool March 18, 2016
Get the breakfast and studymug. When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017
Get the stampede breakfastmug. An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
Get the Breakfast at Wimbledungmug. When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
by SnifersRow July 7, 2017
Get the Breakfast bukkakemug. This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.
Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.
by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019
Get the Breakfast-eyemug. by Gaben icespear July 5, 2023
Get the super breakfastmug.