The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!
by AnonymousBitch2 November 26, 2017
Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms
Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
by ryssian.roulette February 09, 2023
Buy your middle child a cake day
I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
by Notwhitson July 09, 2021
people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.
Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
by Mr.smiles_XD January 02, 2022
the nerd of the example world
person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 1 hi person 2 7 8 and 9
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination
person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination
person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room
by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022
guy 1: "Hey, you know it's national bring your plane to work day on 9/11"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"
by rapey maximus September 11, 2010
A part time job with few hours
by Dynazty December 21, 2009