mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010

mugged water

mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.

“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
“Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”

by Magnolia 123 May 23, 2020

crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017

helicopter water

When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.

Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!

by Westopher the Philosopher July 7, 2014