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alaskan stranger

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."
by John Jackson III December 24, 2008
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Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
by Despy November 6, 2008
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steve irwin stinger

well, a steve irwin stinger is when u dickslap a girl in the chest so hard, it penatrates her skin and goes right into her heart and kills her, DEF.2 A big penis or indiscase a big dick goes in a womens body and her heart comes out
yo Vinny, u noe that girl Amanda that I like? well i gave her a steve irwin stinger and the bitch died on me6. stinger <br />7 up, 6 down <br /><br /><br />When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.<br /><br />She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger. yo jimmy what richard i took my big dick in rolled up in dis ho
by dasnoman7 September 11, 2006
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shoe-stringer

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with intentional price gouging?
by Sexydimma January 1, 2021
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gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
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world's worst singers list

pink, blink 182, and Britney spears are rappers/rockers?! you're the dumbass......
1) Britney Spears
2) Hilary Duff
3) Avril shit-face
4) Lil Bow wow...whatever
5) Lil' Kim *Cough* whore
6) Blink 182
7) Good Charlotte
8) Simple Plan
9) all those other rappers
by Sorsha December 18, 2003
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stranger

To sit on ones hand until it gets numb and masterbath giving one the feeling of someone else touching them
Sometimes when ppl get lonely the give themselves a stranger.
by RICK JAMES January 18, 2005
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