Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020

Gossip Sponge

People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.

Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.

by Manar Mutan January 26, 2019

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

Spong

a certain dumb ginger bitch

see that ginger hoe there she’s a “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024