Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.

"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."

by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014

dude-sleep

Another word for good looking guys who need beauty sleep.

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.

by phil mate June 16, 2010

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.

Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker

by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018

Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020

Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009