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Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.
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skeet at first sight

a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "
She makes you skeet at first sight
by its matt July 18, 2009
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Significant Other

Someone you don't have.

Okay you probably do. Significant other is someone that you love, someone you feel affectionate towards. Someone you proudly call yours and also the person who proudly calls you theirs.

How sweet.
Some guy: Hey, you single?
You or literally anyone: I have a significant other. Therefore, I am not single.
Some guy: .....Three-wa-
You or literally anyone: Absolutely not.
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Stop-sign Incident

The exact instance when a player realizes he just got played.
When two cars meet at a stop sign containing ex's and their partners commonly referred to as a stop-sign incident}\.
by Draculaparty7530 April 4, 2011
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The Guy Who Signed Up For Fun

I'm the guy who signed up for fun!
by Shred February 13, 2004
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significantly

1. a. Having or expressing a meaning: Are the markings on the stone significant?

b. Having or expressing a covert or nonverbal meaning; suggestive: a significant glance.

2. Having or likely to have a major effect; important: a significant change in the tax laws.

3. Fairly large in amount or quantity: significant casualties; no significant opposition.

4. Statistics Of or relating to observations or occurrences that are too closely correlated to be attributed to chance and therefore indicate a systematic relationship.
The left rock was significantly larger than the right rock.
by Foxy-Toes January 2, 2017
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asshole sign

A goatee, so named because guys generally grow one after deciding to be the biggest jerk they can be.
"Man that guy screwed me over big time. I had no idea." "Huh?!? What about his big ol' asshole sign?"
by William Tare Fox February 24, 2010
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