prick

a british word for a complete and utter cunt. most commenly pricks are seen stealing sweets from babies and reading daily mail

you are a complete and utter prick

by zingbong August 8, 2019

prick

a terrible human being who is a jerk. most of them are named jack b and will always get on fionas nerves but eventually fiona won’t give a flying crap and not care about the situation in other words, jack apologizes for calling fiona a prick after she called him a prick and he denied it. then she pulls up the screenshots of jack calling fiona a prick and apologizes again. then fiona then doesn’t give a shit anymore and jack and fiona remain friends. jack then admits to caring about how fiona feels.

2018 jack b: prick
2019 fiona: prick
2019 jack b: i have never called you a prick

2019 fiona: uh huh stop right there

by fionaproblems November 21, 2019

prick

a straight up asshole

stephanie: omg he is such a prick
emily: ikr when is he not

by BIG CHUNGUS IS MOI DADDY October 23, 2019

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

Thunder-prick

Basically a prick who pisses people off so much it's gotten to the point that they need to have a brick thrown at their head like in Home Alone 2.

John - "I just stole Jemma's jacket when she wasn't looking lol"

Leo - " 'lol'? You sir, are a massive Thunder-prick".

by Kohabyte December 15, 2014

whiny prick

noun: One who is low enough to gripe and spread hate and offensive things, targeting tumblr users in particular, likely because he/she/ze is either dissatisfied with his-/her-/zir- self or is envious of the positivity and support for one another found within tumblr fandoms. These creature have recently been seen roaming the fandom tags of the tumblrsphere, taking out their own frustration on innocents. They seem to have originated from certain 4Chan boards. If encountered, the best response to a "whiny prick" is to merely cross yourself (if you do that sort of thing), report them, and pity the fool who has such a lack of basic human decency as to assault our fellow fans and friends.

Tumblr has recently experienced an infestation of whiny pricks, who are envious of the fandoms and seek to eradicate all happiness.

by Freedomofexistence July 7, 2014

soft prick

a prick who when the going gets tough folds like a pack of cards

he made a big noise about his so called rights, but when they stood up to him the soft prick took off like a dog with its tail between its legs

by Bushman92001 April 3, 2017