Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

pete

the handsomest guy you'll ever meet. some say he looks like kirby but pete actually came first. Related to sklarp

pete: pete
sklarp: hi pete

by pete peter fan May 11, 2019

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Pete's a guy

Another way to say "pizza guy"

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"

by coolcraft January 14, 2020

pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out

“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”

by gswan February 4, 2020

petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.

Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!

by Pleidese February 5, 2020

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020