Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

by Macedog October 28, 2015

London Fog Horn

When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrament of his own natural gas (farts) into her mouth. Usually preforming the London Fog Horn will leave the recipiant in an irate state of mind and has been know to lead to a violent reaction.

I was watching this porno when this dude gave this bitch the "London Fog Horn" and man did she get pissed off! Man that shit was funny!

by Billy Bingham November 09, 2006

to take a bull by the horn

To do things on their own(or to do things their way)rather than trusting someone else

When it comes to financial risk,they want to to 'take the bull by the horns.'

by krupali March 28, 2005

Blow your horn

to ejaculate in a woman

"man, that girl has her tubes tied" "aww, so you can blow your horn huh?"

by Scottie P. September 13, 2006

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne August 09, 2007

Acrid Stud Horn

1. A rather smelly or pungent penis, common after sexual intercourse.

2. Slang for a rubber mallet.

1. After sleeping with his girlfriend, Dickmond had a rather Acrid Stud Horn.

2. Give it a clout with the acrid stud horn.

by Nogger August 09, 2006

butt horn fart

a fart that emulates that sound a horn

Dirty Johnny ripped a butt horn fart in class today.

by DJ EV April 24, 2007