Scraping The Hog

Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.

When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.

by /v/-tan January 02, 2023

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Hog Slayer

One who hooks up with very large women after he has had a few drinks.

See that guy over there? After a few drinks he becomes the hog slayer!

by Boogabear March 24, 2011

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Hog Chog

The side fat on a woman. Usually hanging over top of pants . Also described as muffin top. Usually exposed.

Dam, look at that hog chog on that girl. Just hangin

by dumper18 April 14, 2010

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Loot hog

A bad friend who would rather have a scar then help his team!

Man B goes for every supply drop he’s such a loot hog

by B1g d1ck March 28, 2018

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hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer June 01, 2016

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