Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
by B3URK March 24, 2011
by RMortensen March 27, 2007
by A_Certain_Fanfic_Reader April 25, 2009
A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.
Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
by 8======D~ January 20, 2010
Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkwardness at the event.
by Santastic December 20, 2007
A rating that shows that the film/video game/song/etc. has things not appropriate for anyone under the age of 21. See also: Pornography, XXX
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.
by anonymous June 30, 2004