The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.
I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings
by anonymousjack July 05, 2016
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One week stand

Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.
VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND

FUCKING NICE KING
by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 20, 2022
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Three week war

The war between Blue Resistance and Shroomboys lasting January 12th to January 25th on Google+
"Hey do you remember the three week war"?
"No"
by Theanonanon August 26, 2018
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 07, 2009
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First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.
Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch
by Cybrus16 March 21, 2011
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National Breakup Week

when most of the people you know end their relationships in one week
Anna and Joe broke up this week, and so did Bret and Jess and Justin and Monica. It's National Breakup Week, I guess.
by Faellyn187 June 14, 2009
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first week car

This is used to descride the first week when a teeneager gets his/her car. It is known because during this period there is usually a no eating no driking policy. Usually this is the time also when they are most protective
Allie: Hey wanna ride to Dell Taco
Capri: No i dont want anybody in my car and absolutly no trash
Allie: pfft. what a first week car
by Du-Youn February 09, 2007
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