Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

Saucing the Oyster

To lie.

Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth

by Hugo Diangio September 23, 2023

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

The Raw Oyster

The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.

James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!

by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean

I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

.9.Swatsikas And Oysters.9.

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.9.Swatsikas And Oysters.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 30, 2025