mushtard

A retarded name for mustard. Used mainly by downies. Contains the root word tard, also used in the word retard.

"Hey can you pass the mushtard for my sandwich?"

by Seawesome April 2, 2009

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Mustarbating

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

Mustands

When you draw a mustache on your hands, such that when you hold them up to your face, you've got a mustache!
Mustands!

*By using the thumbs to start the mustache, on the palms of your hands, it can be made quite large.

Hey baby, nice mustands.

by Neoshade March 8, 2010