NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar
by DJ KNUCKLES March 08, 2005
In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
by Samandcori April 21, 2006
That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face
Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)
by Alphonse Drizzny January 05, 2009
Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother
by kuter punch February 28, 2009
by L's98 April 28, 2009
the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
by tony May 03, 2004