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Motherfucker

Dad, why are you such a motherfucker?
by 😟emoji October 13, 2022
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motherfuckness

A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.

or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.

Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"

"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
by dibsonthis August 5, 2021
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Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
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Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
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Badass Motherfucker

Arnaud Beltrame
Arnaud Beltrame traded places with a hostage and sacrificed himself, he was one badass motherfucker.
by Inflexi May 18, 2018
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Motherfucker

The 2nd motherfucking work that can motherfucking be every motherfucking were and make motherfucking sense
by BV_.ccv February 5, 2022
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BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER

PEOPLE THAT CANT DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES . CHANGES THEIR MINDS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
by friskychick April 30, 2021
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