Mr. Montana 

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

Mr. Montana by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020