microwaaaave

Dan Howell's favorite onomatopoeia.

"Microwaaaave" *twirls finger*

by @beforeyoustartyourdeath on ig April 27, 2017

Michigany Sweet boy

A man who engages and enjoy late night truck stop sloppy, sexy rendezvous.

Oh you didn’t know? I met himwhen I was a Michigany sweet boy at the truck stop on route 8.

by Voodoobillypug July 7, 2018

Michael Lippman

He is the Israeli Michael B Jordan

Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III

Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

Michael Matuzak

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

michaelsus

an altered image where 2 school students, one of them named Michael, have been forced to read a file about the imposter.

Have you seen that michaelsus image?

Yeah, seems pretty sus to me

by mousereads August 20, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022