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Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.
I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.
by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011
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The Carleton Method

The Carleton method refers to a Canadian studying technique where you overload your intermediate-term memory with course knowledge shortly before the final exam. The technique was developed and perfected by uOttawa Law student Matthew Hradecky while he was an Undergraduate student at Carleton University. The method was accidentally discovered when asynchronous online courses were offered during the Covid-19 pandemic, and Hradecky watched 12 consecutive three-hour lectures on 2x speed (for the first time) just 2 days before the final exam. This resulted in Hradecky receiving a perfect 100% on the exam. This method can been continually improved since its inception in 2020, and adapted to a non-virtual learning environment.

The Carleton method is best employed in 2025 by attending classes and taking no notes, and then completing all the readings start to finish within 48 hours of the final exam.
NPC: Hey man, can I borrow your class notes? I broke my wrist and was not able to take any this semester
Valedictorian: Notes? HA. I use the Carleton method and have not taken any notes since Grade 12. Better hope you can still open the textbook limpy
by Nepean Raiders December 2, 2025
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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Frungus Method

When a mother doesn't want to pay for an abortion, so they grab a 400 lb 6'8 black guy with a giant yellow and red rubber hammer to slam it on her belly, resulting in a free abortion.
Hey Jamal, come give me the Frungus Method, Ion got no money rn to go to the clinic!
by Bndless November 19, 2025
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Raghav Method

After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".
Bro ran raghav method, LMAO
by john-13241 April 27, 2024
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Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.
Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.
by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014
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siso method

slow in slow out! put it in slow, pull it out slow.
Jacob:” Did the siso method on Jackie, she gave in instantly!”
by girlapol May 8, 2024
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