The best friend you could ask for, will never steer you in the wrong direction. And drives a bad ass benz
by Forunna February 26, 2021
Get the Bryson jacksonmug. by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021
Get the Jackson Assholemug. michael jacksons 1 year old brother. Made a solo album in 1987. He is 1/6 of the jackson 5 including Jackie Jackson, Tito Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson and Randy Jackson. Marlon and Michael we're very close when they were young.
by jhrakrak77 March 1, 2021
Get the marlon jacksonmug. The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020
Get the Jackson Physicsmug. Hitlers child. He thinks he lives in a nazi lovin world. He loves to fish in the neighborhood and catch autistic fish.
“I was fishin in the neighborhood and i caught this huge fish and i started bitin me. i think it was autistic. “- Charles Jackson
by anonymous thiccccc January 16, 2020
Get the Charles Jacksonmug. Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
Get the Action Jacksonmug. by Michael Jackson is a god November 22, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug.