White Handed

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.

She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!

by Scandanavian746 March 11, 2011

pimp-hand

a term used for the power a pimp has over his hoes

man that guy keeps his pimp-hand strong that hoe just gave him money!!!!!WTF!?!?!?!?!

by icanread-dog April 11, 2006

Fanny hands

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.

The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.

by FannyHandsMcGee November 08, 2011

HERP ON THE HANDS

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.

Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"

by onecrazybeach April 30, 2011

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

hand jov

an alternative name for the well known 'hand job'
hand jov is used as a cover up for hand job as we all know when someone says hand job too loudly a few eyes can be rasied.
now with this new word the awkward situation be avoided.

also just saying hand jov when your name happens to be jov
always gets a few laughs.

instead of getting 'hand job' on the back of your yr 12 jumper
one may get 'hand jov' instead.
because 'hand job' is too obvious and will be disallowed by crazy teachers whereas 'hand jov' can be pleaded as innocent. (shifty eyes)

by yov September 27, 2009

fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011