crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

helicopter water

When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.

Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!

by Westopher the Philosopher July 7, 2014

Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.

Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.

by TheReal1 December 8, 2013

maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 1, 2014

Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

by Infected toe man April 21, 2015

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016