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I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020
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kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress
"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day
by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017
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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
by rarrrgh October 10, 2006
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Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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homeworker

Homeworking jobs are performed by homeworkers who work at home in such home-based jobs as telecommunications.
She is a homeworker
by scotu February 26, 2009
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homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
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Homework

Homework is bullshit.
by Sad ); November 30, 2018
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