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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.
Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.
by Wowbio October 12, 2023
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Heather Ellis

A Heather Ellis is a cock sucking no good dirty whore with no friends. She's the opposite of loyal and will surely give you aids. If you ever meet a Heather Ellis kill her and burn her fat ugly body. Don't ever trust her she lies on her kids and eats poop and socks off her dog Mr. She is the worst kind of broke ho and throws dicks down her ratchet throat daily for dollars.
Did you hear what happened to Heather Ellis? She sucked that bums dick for 2 dollars and then ate his poop and lied about everything in her life.
by Knotu2 December 31, 2023
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Heather

A person you're jealous of because your crush is in love with them.
Why does my friend love that "Heather"?
by not_aro November 20, 2023
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Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.
Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Heather Day

National Heather Day is celebrated on 3rd of December every year, when all conan gray stans celebrate heather day either by receiving a sweater or giving their significant other a sweater.
hence the lyric “i still remember, third of december, me in your sweater” in the song heather by conan gray
Person 1: Hey it’s the 3rd of December!!
Person 2: OMG it’s Heather day!!
by Conan Gr4y December 2, 2023
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