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grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016
mugGet the grandma pennymug.

Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy
by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023
mugGet the Smelly Grandmamug.

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
mugGet the mexican grandmamug.

grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet
"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"
by milksource101 June 29, 2017
mugGet the grandma stainmug.
A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
mugGet the watering your grandma’s gardenmug.

Grandma H

Grandma h is the grandma of hell kids when doing drugs say let’s make it grandma H in here
Grandma H about to start
by Fhydhjvc July 17, 2022
mugGet the Grandma Hmug.

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